I take you, darling croissant, to be my partner in life To have and to hold every morning from this day forth To cherish and to honour you from the bottom of my belly
I promise to love you on good days and crusty days I promise to stay loyal
Thank you for nourishing me For filling me up with flakes of joy
Your glorious curves, your perfectly oven-baked tan My appetite for you is enough to make this world spin round
You do to me what great lovers do whisk me away from the everyday invite me to dream when I’m wide awake at my desk You give me this glow as though I’ve swallowed a tiny crescent moon
For better or worse, till death devourment do us part
I will love you for the rest of our days, buttery babe
I have you and you have my heart